The GOAT has returned - Goat Simulator: Remastered is out now

Coffee Stain Publishing are excited to launch Goat Simulator: Remastered! Unleash your inner Pilgor once again and jump straight into the same nonsensical destruction she first brought into the world 10 years ago – now with new and improved graphics, plenty of old-school bugs, and all our fan-favourite DLCs wrapped in one convenient package!

It may be capri-corny, but you’re the G.O.A.T. once more. Goat Simulator: Remastered is a single-player sandbox with one singular goal: cause havoc. Licking, headbutting, and ruining an NPCs day is truly what goat life is all about, and what better way to do it than in a shiny new game with improved visuals, updated textures, enhanced lighting, and lovely new foliage for the discerning leaf-lover.



Don’t fancy playing as a traditional goat? Players can choose from different goat-sonas in a brand new in-game mutator menu, allowing them to quickly get back into the action without having to quit out first. Having to back out to the main menu would be a terrible game design choice right? Who would do that? Not us.

Goat Simulator: Remastered takes it right baaa-ck to the start, boasting every DLC from the 2014 Goat Simulator game for PC, along with one previously-mobile-exclusive favourite. Included are:

GoatVille - The Big Apple of Goat Simulator, as some would say…
Goat City Bay - The coastal jewel of northern GoatAsia
Goat MMO - A fantasy adventure across lands unknown
Goat Z - Can you survive the apocalypse?
PAYDAY - Gather your crew and prepare for a heist!
Waste of Space - Explore the outer reaches of space and see what popular sci-fi references lie within…
Buck to School - From Goat Simulator Mobile, GoatVille high has a new jock in town
In classic Goat Simulator fashion, a fondness for bugs will get you far – and we’re not talking tick season. Goat Simulator: Remastered features the same level of buggy-ness as the original – and if you find a new one… that’s a feature!

“We’re excited to launch Goat Simulator: Remastered today, letting a new generation of players have a new and improved taste of the nonsense we cooked up over a decade ago,” said Joel Rydholm, Producer at Coffee Stain Publishing. “Jump on board this nostalgia cruise with us, and wonder why we didn’t just make everything look this nice the first time around. It probably shouldn’t have taken us 10 whole years to improve the original, but better late than never, right? We’ve finally created the ultimate Goat Simulator experience that we hope both new and long-standing fans will love.”

Goat Simulator: Remastered is available to purchase right now on Steam, Epic Games Store, Microsoft Store, Xbox Series S/X, and PlayStation 5.